Thursday, October 25, 2007

(Insert Morse Code Noises Here)

TUNE IN OR ELSE!


We interrupt this blog to bring you a special news bulletin

Reports from Washington have warned us of an approaching radio program that could send our community into fits of fear induced insanity! Lock your doors! Hide your children! Wear some diapers! At its current speed, scientists predict it could be in your area on MONDAY OCTOBER 29th AT 6PM - 10PM! Research also supports that listening to the full 4 hours could melt your brain! BEWARE! It's coming, and cannot be stopped!


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www.thedriveinspeakerbox.com

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