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Some of you may be wondering about Gardner's Late Nite. "Where is my favorite DJ Gardner and zany co-host MC Man-Dog?! Well, the late night spot was cutting into my college grades. I know it is one of those excuses that everyone hates to hear. BUT... Never FEAR! I will return by the new year. Scouts Honor!

I have some recordings to tide you over until then. Just click on the links to download the tracks. All these tracks were produced by DJ Wolfenstein 3D.

DUDE
Come On In It
Human Skulls 2
Late Night Fish Catch
Pirates and Commercials

I hope you all enjoy these strange recordings. And I will be back on the radio before you know it. I love you all! Thanks for all the support!

All About Automation

Since DJs will soon be heading home for the holidays the KXUA air waves are about to dive headlong into hours or even days of automation, I feel like we should discuss exactly how the miracle of automated programming works. My first goal when I became production manager was to overhaul automation. It was a complete mess. A couple thousand songs indiscriminately had been loaded into a 100 gigabyte hard drive, and were chosen at random with an out dated promo or two thrown in for good measure. One to two hour blocks were chosen by the system at random and our listeners were subjected to the same unbearably random loop of music till a DJ decided to show up for their shift. It was really easy to tune in to KXUA and tell that it was automation because no one in their right mind would play a bluegrass Collective Soul cover.



Well, the potential for a good system was there, but for some reason had never really been tweaked. Automation works like this. It's a javascript (or a list of computer instructions) that simply chooses a block of music and reports each song it plays to the website for posting and charts. The music it selected is based on a set of simple parameters within a Windows Media Player play list generator. The only parameters that were set when I started messing with were ones to prevent top 40 and cuss words from going out over the air. However, I discovered that these parameters could be adjusted to favor some tracks over others based on a simple 5 star rating system. So the first thing I did was I rated all the music already in automation. I rated everything that had been released with in the last two years as a 4 and everything else a three. Then I started adding the top three recommended tracks from every CD in heavy rotation into automation and starring them as 5. It made more sense to only add a few tracks from each CD rather than the whole thing because most CDs, no matter how good they are, only a have a few really awesome tracks. Every time we get new heavy rotation, all that was starred as five is moved to four stars and the newest stuff gets a five star rating. Then I starred all of the promos and station IDs (many of which weren't even getting played for some reason) as two stars. So the new automation looked like this:

Newest stuff plays the most frequent, 5 stars
Not so new stuff plays the second most frequent, 4 stars
older stuff plays the third most frequent, 3 stars
and show promos and station ids play the fourth most frequent, 2 stars

Well, this made automation immediately better, but I still felt like it was too monotonous. So I started looking for things I could add to make it better. For one thing we get CDs from the Ad Council all the time with PSAs, but we never used them. I think thats because some people don't like Ad Council PSAs, but I love them. So I started sifting through the ones that we were getting and adding the ones I liked into automation and starring them as 2s. Then I dug around online and found some classic PSAs and added them in as well. So now we have ninja turtles telling kids not to do drugs, and CP30 encouraging kids not to smoke. Then I realized that we could also dive into the public domain and start playing some old time radio shows and songs as well. I downloaded a bunch from the archive.org, checked them for quality of sound and added them into automation starring them as 1 so they played the least frequent. None of these old shows is longer than about ten minutes, and I think they really break up the monotony of music. I also went ahead and added a bunch of Edison cylinder recordings in as well. These are some of the oldest recordings of music ever made. You will know them by the announcement of the tune and band before the music starts on each one.



The next thing I plan to do to automation is probably to scale down some of the old time radio to just the best ones, such as X Minus One. I'm also going to add in a CD I found in the dollar rack at Hastings of one minute science lessons, which are really fun. Also, I'm thinking about finding some old radio commercials to add in as well. Anything to keep it interesting when no DJ is there. If anyone has any suggestion for automation, or an annoying song you always here it play, please leave a comment, it is an ever evolving into a more robust system.

Winners!

Hey DJs,
Here are the two sticker design winners:






Please vote on the color combo for the ear design.

Also, I've asked both designers to tweak their designs to include the kxua website.

Thanks!!!

STICKERS!!!!

Hey DJs,

Here are the proposed sticker designs. Please vote for one in the comments section or if you don't have a google account you can e-mail me at bibrahi@uark.edu or promo@uark.edu with your vote.

#1: Old Faithful




#2: New Kid on the Block



#3: KXUA Ear

If you vote for this one, please specify the color combo you like.




#4: KXUA Galaga



#5: KXUA Gramophone



#6: KXUA LCD



#7: KXUA Lines



#8: KXUA Ornate



#9: I <3 KXUA

Just a simple redesign of the old KXUA sticker design. I don't have an image of this either, but if ya'll like the concept, I'll fix one up.

Please vote on the blog or e-mail me by Monday.

Thanks!!!

Edit: New Design added!

#10: KXUA Block

Early Morning DJs

Being a 6AM rotation DJ can be really rough. I did one of these shifts for a whole summer if you can believe it and I know how difficult it can be to drag yourself out of bed at 5:30AM to go play some CDs over the air. Well, here are a few suggestions I have for making this shift a little more enjoyable.

First off, keep in mind that you are the first DJ in that day, and so you are literally commencing the KXUA broadcast. A good way to start off any broadcast day is by playing the Star Spangled Banner. Lucky for us, YouTube has almost as many different videos of the Star Spangled Banner as it does people playing the Super Mario Bros. theme on the xylophone. Here are a couple of my favorites.







Also, something you should always be aware of is that probably every 30 minutes, some ones alarm clock is clicking on to KXUA. This gives you the opportunity to get their morning started right. I find this is a good time to play something in rotation that charted in our loud rock charts, such as Dekapitator or Darkest Hour. But really, anything loud, fast, and disturbing will work too. You can never go wrong with the track "Dracula Mountain" from Lightning Bolt's Wonderful Rainbow. It always gets me ready to face the day.

Finally, during your third hour, try something really long and weird. Then you can go get some coffee and a croissant from RZs. It's the perfect time to pull from KXUAs extensive collection Jandek CDs, preferably the track "The Electric End" from Lost Cause. However, there are many other CDs that are perfect for this time, such something from 4 CD Brian Eno album a couple years back.

Hopefully these suggestions will help you make your morning show a little more enjoyable. You should always take keep in mind that you are giving people a much needed alternative to the Morning Zoos radio shows with their wacky line ups of fart and boob jokes. Show people that we can be funny and weird with out being stupid.